Gofgabhog is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, grumpy
goat.
Gofgabhog created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Gofgabhog, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Gofgabhog, it will turn you into a duck.
Gofgabhog's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Gofgabhog's Holy Commandments1. Never wear turquoise coats.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Never talk about dark matter near great tits while wearing white corsets.
4. Always help whales.
5. You must love Gofgabhog.