Dudragtonk is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind crow.

Dudragtonk created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudragtonk, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dudragtonk, she will not care at all.

Dudragtonk's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dudragtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Do not keep seven sharks in a large pit.