Bonkguttetti is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, passionate snail.

Bonkguttetti created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkguttetti, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonkguttetti, it will cry a lot.

Bonkguttetti's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bonkguttetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never paint your feet black.

3. Always help bats.

4. Never sit in the presence of snakes.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.