Likflisdag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring badger.

Likflisdag created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Likflisdag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Likflisdag, he will turn you into a mouse.

Likflisdag's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Likflisdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.