Hapgombif is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow scorpion.

Hapgombif created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Hapgombif, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hapgombif, it will make you grow a tail.

Hapgombif's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hapgombif's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. You must pray to Hapgombif four times a day.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.