Sognarlwon Gidyoktonk is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident guinea pig.

Sognarlwon Gidyoktonk created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sognarlwon Gidyoktonk, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sognarlwon Gidyoktonk, he will turn you into a hamster.

Sognarlwon Gidyoktonk's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sognarlwon Gidyoktonk's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Sognarlwon Gidyoktonk on top of important buildings.

2. Do not keep four snails in a large pit.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never feed peas to grasshopers while wearing jumpers.

5. Mice are not to be trusted.