Monrutlag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident crow.

Monrutlag created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Monrutlag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Monrutlag, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Monrutlag's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Monrutlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.