Femlip Afnab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful aardvark.

Femlip Afnab created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femlip Afnab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Femlip Afnab, he will turn you into a sheep.

Femlip Afnab's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Femlip Afnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.