Karwansad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, clever toad.

Karwansad created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karwansad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Karwansad, she will curse you with boils.

Karwansad's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Karwansad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never hurt aardvarks.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never mention rats.