Mipflow is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, overgenerous otter.

Mipflow created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipflow, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mipflow, it will remove you from existence.

Mipflow's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Mipflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help voles.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.