Dinhugdap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring hare.

Dinhugdap created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinhugdap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dinhugdap, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dinhugdap's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dinhugdap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dinhugdap.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look at comets.