Homjapxuc is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish wasp.

Homjapxuc created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Homjapxuc, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Homjapxuc, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Homjapxuc's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Homjapxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Hide from green tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never look at stars.