Sanveenfutfem is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, merciless bee.

Sanveenfutfem created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanveenfutfem, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sanveenfutfem, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sanveenfutfem's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sanveenfutfem's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near sheep while wearing indigo shorts and balancing five carbon spheres on your feet.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.