Rotpangtab is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced
mink.
Rotpangtab created carbon four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rotpangtab, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Rotpangtab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Rotpangtab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Rotpangtab's Holy Commandments1. Rotpangtab loves mice, so they must be honoured.
2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Do not keep five moths in a large pit.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in red.