Rutcadflat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless hedgehog.

Rutcadflat created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutcadflat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rutcadflat, he will make you grow a tail.

Rutcadflat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Rutcadflat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Rutcadflat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near porpoises while wearing turquoise boots and balancing eight titanium spheres on your legs.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.