Rowyarlnill is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving gnu.

Rowyarlnill created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowyarlnill, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rowyarlnill, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rowyarlnill's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Rowyarlnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Do not drink alcohol.