Ontlimmipnut is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm dragon.

Ontlimmipnut created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ontlimmipnut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ontlimmipnut, she will not invite you to parties.

Ontlimmipnut's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Ontlimmipnut's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Put Ontlimmipnut first in all things.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ontlimmipnut.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.