Dinvigquilltofnil Xenfligapp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, selfish hedgehog.

Dinvigquilltofnil Xenfligapp created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Dinvigquilltofnil Xenfligapp, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dinvigquilltofnil Xenfligapp, she will turn you into a rat.

Dinvigquilltofnil Xenfligapp's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dinvigquilltofnil Xenfligapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.