Dudsitgub is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless shrew.

Dudsitgub created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudsitgub, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudsitgub, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dudsitgub's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dudsitgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Feed all hungry monkeys.

3. Never feed lots of limes to nematodes while wearing green hats.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.