Sawcit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-knowing seal.

Sawcit created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawcit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sawcit, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sawcit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Sawcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.