Applopfet is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, slow eagle.

Applopfet created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Applopfet, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Applopfet, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Applopfet's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Applopfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Applopfet in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.