Libdimgessdadcip is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered tortoise.

Libdimgessdadcip created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libdimgessdadcip, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Libdimgessdadcip, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Libdimgessdadcip's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Libdimgessdadcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never feed cherries to voles while wearing ear rings.