Gabnakjen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing lion.

Gabnakjen created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Gabnakjen, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gabnakjen, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gabnakjen's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gabnakjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gabnakjen.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Never talk about galaxies.