Narlsindav is a god.

He takes the form of a large, capable faun.

Narlsindav created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlsindav, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Narlsindav, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Narlsindav's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Narlsindav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not stand on grass.