Pigfarkom is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm wyvern.

Pigfarkom created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Pigfarkom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pigfarkom, she will turn you into a mouse.

Pigfarkom's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Pigfarkom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four tin sculptures of Pigfarkom on top of important buildings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Pigfarkom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never write about stars.