Betmapmat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, generous toad.

Betmapmat created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betmapmat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Betmapmat, it will not care.

Betmapmat's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Betmapmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Hide from brown tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not cook food in pots.