Jadrawhak is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful deer.

Jadrawhak created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadrawhak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jadrawhak, he will turn you into a slug.

Jadrawhak's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Jadrawhak's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Never hop in the presence of sheep.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.