Benmutdob Quafdadwat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, clever tortoise.

Benmutdob Quafdadwat created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Benmutdob Quafdadwat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Benmutdob Quafdadwat, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Benmutdob Quafdadwat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Benmutdob Quafdadwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always obey Benmutdob Quafdadwat's priests.