Mitligfun is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, humane dolphin.

Mitligfun created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitligfun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mitligfun, it will not care at all.

Mitligfun's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Mitligfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about fire.