Cussfenpog is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish ant.

Cussfenpog created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussfenpog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cussfenpog, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cussfenpog's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cussfenpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cussfenpog on top of all buildings.