Labgendud is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing goose.

Labgendud created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Labgendud, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Labgendud, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Labgendud's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Labgendud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always obey Labgendud's priests.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Labgendud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not cook food in pots.