Godlegdut Rathapgub is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud badger.

Godlegdut Rathapgub created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Godlegdut Rathapgub, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Godlegdut Rathapgub, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Godlegdut Rathapgub's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Godlegdut Rathapgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.