Aflag is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive
grasshopper.
Aflag created the solar system eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Aflag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Aflag, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Aflag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Aflag's Holy Commandments1. Run away from yellow geese, for they are unholy.
2. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Never think about optics.
5. Always help sick swans.