Aflag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive grasshopper.

Aflag created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Aflag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Aflag, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Aflag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Aflag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow geese, for they are unholy.

2. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Always help sick swans.