Zakdotkon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying armadillo.

Zakdotkon created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakdotkon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zakdotkon, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zakdotkon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Zakdotkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zakdotkon.

3. Never feed lots of bread to aardvarks while wearing violet kilts.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Always help sick mites.