Cam is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, capable goat.

Cam created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cam, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cam, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cam's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Cam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Never wear magenta shoes.

3. Always help rats.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Put Cam first in all things.