Yarlmidfunlim is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing wyvern.

Yarlmidfunlim created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yarlmidfunlim, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yarlmidfunlim, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Yarlmidfunlim's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Yarlmidfunlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Hide from indigo monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.