Zogtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciless chicken.

Zogtaf created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogtaf, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zogtaf, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zogtaf's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Zogtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Always obey Zogtaf's priests.

3. Always help pigs in need.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.