Rotxemtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, able fly.

Rotxemtetti created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotxemtetti, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rotxemtetti, it will ignore you.

Rotxemtetti's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rotxemtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Rotxemtetti loves doves, so they must be respected.

3. Always help badgers in need.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.