Sandwapmid is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong dove.

Sandwapmid created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandwapmid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sandwapmid, he will throw large rocks at you.

Sandwapmid's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sandwapmid's Holy Commandments

1. Sandwapmid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.