Talhomnut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-confident alligator.

Talhomnut created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talhomnut, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Talhomnut, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Talhomnut's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Talhomnut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never eat bark.