Hogdunsand is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair tapir.

Hogdunsand created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogdunsand, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hogdunsand, he will laugh at you.

Hogdunsand's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hogdunsand's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ants.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Hogdunsand loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.