Tabtammap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful horse.

Tabtammap created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabtammap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tabtammap, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tabtammap's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Tabtammap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. You must pray to Tabtammap five times a day.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near seals while wearing brown coats.

5. Never look in ponds.