Gepxinteen is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, slow goblin.

Gepxinteen created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gepxinteen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gepxinteen, it will turn you into a plant.

Gepxinteen's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gepxinteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Never eat bark.