Dotflagtof is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unfair hedgehog.

Dotflagtof created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotflagtof, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dotflagtof, she will laugh at you.

Dotflagtof's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dotflagtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.