Cidhadkomomtfemnut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful gnu.

Cidhadkomomtfemnut created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidhadkomomtfemnut, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cidhadkomomtfemnut, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cidhadkomomtfemnut's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cidhadkomomtfemnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Cidhadkomomtfemnut in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cidhadkomomtfemnut.