Mippibfodgut is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unthoughtful fly.

Mippibfodgut created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mippibfodgut, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mippibfodgut, it will turn you into a rock.

Mippibfodgut's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Mippibfodgut's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help doves.