Cetxuckkanbagtafgom is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, slow zebra.

Cetxuckkanbagtafgom created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Cetxuckkanbagtafgom, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cetxuckkanbagtafgom, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cetxuckkanbagtafgom's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cetxuckkanbagtafgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never bounce near ants.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.