Fabpitgat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-assured salamander.

Fabpitgat created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Fabpitgat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fabpitgat, she will try to impress you with trees.

Fabpitgat's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fabpitgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near rats while wearing green skirts and balancing nine lead spheres on your chest.

5. Learn five new languages a year.