Sogzodnell is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, happy duck.

Sogzodnell created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogzodnell, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sogzodnell, it will turn you into a worm.

Sogzodnell's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sogzodnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Run away from black monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Never bounce near goats.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.