Linstigomt is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, ruthless meerkat.

Linstigomt created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Linstigomt, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Linstigomt, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Linstigomt's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Linstigomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Linstigomt.